The magic guy won’t burn the magic books because the other magic guy might move his magic house away from our magic place.
This is the actual news of this actual 21st-century day. Even on NPR! Come on, NPR! Isn’t there some new Anjelique Kidjo record or lesbian ceramics collective you should be telling us about? Know your role.
Can we get an Age of Reason up in this piece?
—daveholmes